Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt. "
不知道是谁第一个看见母鸡，就敢说：“看见那只鸡没有？我就等着吃从它屁股里面滚出来的东西。”she had some fresh eggs, thanks to her chickens, and he always used to say that she made omelets better than anyone else.
多亏了她那几只鸡，还有一些新鲜的鸡蛋。他过去总是说她做的煎蛋饼比谁做得都好。When I buy chicken and you ask me if I'd like it in a plastic bag, and I tell you no, please do not look at me as if I'm disgusting.
当我买了一只鸡准备结账时你问我要不要塑料袋，我说不要。To prove their point they scaled up a chicken to the size of T. Rex and found the giant chicken probably would not have been able to stand .
为了证明他们的观点，他们按比例把一只鸡放大到像霸王龙一样大，结果发现这只巨鸡可能站都站不住。He is puzzlingly enchanted with a bit of film shot when Flannery was 5, displaying a chicken she had "taught" to walk backward.
他莫名其妙地迷上了弗兰纳里5岁时的一个电影短片，展示她“教会”一只鸡倒着走路。The man in the car sped up again, to his surprise the chicken was still running ahead of him at 60 mph!
开车那个人再度加速，令他吃惊的是，那只鸡却以时速60英里的速度跑在他前面！The chicken must be presented with a head, tail and feet to symbolize completeness. Noodles should be uncut, as they represent long life.
这只鸡必须要有头有胃还有脚来象征完整。面则不能被切断，因为他们代表了长寿。Now imagine five chickens, each weighing about four pounds, living in that area, caged, for a year.
想象五只鸡，各重五磅，就在一个这么大的笼子里，困上一年。"Be which chicken ate prophylactic? ? Discover an egg that carries blood: " Be which chicken did not keep duteous?
中文黄色笑话：发现一个没有蛋黄儿的鸡蛋：“是哪只鸡吃了避孕药？”